I was just considering that perhaps the Infinite monkey theroem should instead be the Infinite Doozer theorem. Not only would this allow one to conjure a much more humorous mental image, the Doozers are obviously much more industrious than monkeys and therefore much more suited to toiling away in front of typewriters. There is also the fact that an infinite number of Doozers with an infinite number of Doozer-sized typewriters would take up far less physical space than an infinite number of monkeys.